If It Doesn't Fit, You Must Leave It - in the bedside table drawer where it belongs

What time tonight? 7:30?  (posted by Karen)

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That's good for me, and where is The Switch and Spurs again?  (posted by Linda)

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Like we know where you keep your sex toys, Linda. Sheesh.  (posted by Stephanie)

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Yep, works for me. And I'll also need the locale. :)  (posted by Nancy)

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3rd drawer to the left of meh bed. I STILL am waiting to learn/use Karen's whips AHEM maybe at an Girl's Night Out sleepover?? (posted by Linda)

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Hey guys - have a great time I won't be back till 21st - I hear the Switch and Spurs is great and like a real british pub so can't wait to try sometime (as for sex toys I promised Linda in the event of her untimely demise I will empty out that 3rd drawer before her parents get there. :) She will do same for me of course.) (posted by B)

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Looks like the Switch and Spurs is closed on Monday! I mentioned going to that Italian place on Twitter...does that work for y'all??

THANK GAWD you still remember where the toys are, B! ;)  (posted by Linda)

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Italian place works for me!

And funnily enough, my bestie (name withheld) is also aware of my naughty drawer locale in case of my early demise. ;)  (posted by Vicki)

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It's very important to have back-up in this area AHEM. :)  (posted by Linda)

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I went to a swim meet and all hell broke loose. Sex toys and people dying and what now?  Just tell me where and when. And I'm not bringing any sex toys. I'm leaving them at home where they belong. (posted by Hot Lips)

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I can't remember how we started talking about sex toys! I'll double check w/everyone on the Italian place...it's a good location I think for everyone.  (posted by Linda)

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Realllly late to the post here...but count me in!! (posted by Nancy)

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I just want to say, I know nothing of the whereabouts of Vicki's sex toys, or my own for that matter. #lostinthemove #FML (posted by Karen)

Italian place works! Linda's in charge of the table! I get to sit on her lap...I mean next to her. HA! (posted by Karen)

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Top drawer in my nightstand. Bestie with same name as you, Karen, is on the case should I die an early death. ;)  (posted by Vicki)

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Karen - That seems like a box you should have moved personally, like your fine china and savings bonds. Just sayin.  (posted by Nancy)

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I thought I hid it so it 1) wouldn't go to my parent's house (ew) and 2) couldn't be found by husband or movers. I hid it too well. And I'm a bit afraid of where/when it might turn up.  (posted by Karen)

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Ha! I forgot you lived at your parent's house for awhile. I can just imagine the look on someone's face when they open what they think is just a box of Christmas decorations :)   (posted by Nancy)

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Bah! Ex took mine. Who steals sex toys? Eh, less to move. (posted by Stephanie)

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Ha ha, Nancy! "Yeah, uh, mom. It's a Bavarian tradition to hide the dildo in the Christmas tree for the kiddies to find!".

Stephanie - Seriously? Creepy. (posted by Karen)

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I'm pretty sure. Either that, or he hid them really well in the house. Ah well, the new owners are in for a treat someday in that case.  (posted by Stephanie)

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I'm still stuck on "in case (name withheld) found them."

And Stephanie, my ex boyfriend took mine, cut them up with a saw and mailed them back to me. Pretty sure I dodged a bullet by not marrying that one!  (posted by Hot Lips)

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Did you date my ex-husband by chance? What a visual...grown man standing over a table of latex dongs, having at them with a saw... (posted by Stephanie)

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Hot Lips,  - I have no words for that story... (posted by Vicki)

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I just caught up with all of this. Best FB message thread ever. We rock. OK. Reservations are set for 7:30!! Under my name and  table is set for 10 JUST in case other GIRLS walk in...no guys allowed. (posted by Linda)

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I like that we can set this up on FB. Keeps it on the DL from the boys! 'Cause you KNOW who'll try and show up. (posted by Karen)

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TRUST me in when I say I will go absolutely apeshit in every way if that someone shows up. I'm not kidding. RAWR! (posted by Linda)

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No boys allowed. I will totally throw down if any "it's all about me mofo" shows up. (posted by Hot Lips)

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If peeps weren't allergic to my kitties (that's cats) then I'd have everyone over here. We could rawk out in the basement AHEM...We'll have to think of a good place where everyone is comfortable i.e. the BOYS...and everyone's significant other is awesome! I haven't met Vicki's man yet however who I'm sure is awesome as well ;) I wanna meet your man Hot Lips. (posted by Linda)

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My husband has been on the rag for like three weeks. I'll have everyone over when the midol kicks in.  (posted by Hot Lips)

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Also, he's hot. So keep your grubby mitts off.  (posted by Hot Lips)

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I am cracking up!! "apeshit" "all about me mofo" "the rag" and "grubby mitts".  (posted by Stephanie)